Matatapos na ang summer di man lang naramdaman bukod sa punyetang init ng panahon

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Happy anniv, Ring! 
Kung nasan ka man, gusto kong malaman mong namimiss na kita! -__-

Happy anniv, Ring! 

Kung nasan ka man, gusto kong malaman mong namimiss na kita! -__-

Huli ka lalabs!

Huli ka lalabs!

Magpapasko na at wala parin akong naipon.

Ang hirap ng feeling na

nagugutom ka pero najjebs ka.

Yung feeling na andaming magagandang damit tapos wala kang pera pambili.