Men makes it happen,

Woman makes it work.

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
I vow to love you and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other.
Leo, The Vow.
moveyourbooty:

MOTIVATION: getting out of your own way.
Have you ever beat yourself up for something? 
Not doing something “you should?” Saying the “wrong thing?” Not working out yesterday? Not being something other than yourself? 
It’s time to get out of your own way. What you are, what you did, where you went is exactly where you should be. But where you go from here is up to you…

moveyourbooty:

MOTIVATION: getting out of your own way.

Have you ever beat yourself up for something?

Not doing something “you should?” Saying the “wrong thing?” Not working out yesterday? Not being something other than yourself? 

It’s time to get out of your own way. What you are, what you did, where you went is exactly where you should be. But where you go from here is up to you…

Kaya daw nagsisinungaling ang isang tao ay para iwasan ang away.

akoypinay:

Pero ano ba ang nangyayari kapag nahuli? Diba minsan mas malala pa sa away ang nangyayari? Kaya kung ako sa’yo, magsabi ka nalang ng totoo kung ayaw mong mawala ang lahat sa’yo.